Married.
My vows to YOU: no more scary pictures from CakeWrecks, and you will not be seeing the creepy faceless sugar people at our wedding.
Not very poetical, but it’s heartfelt.
It’s the perfect wedding cake!!! Clear, explicit, um… gets right back to basics!
Yeah, that’s right. Neither of us can stop reading the CakeWrecks blog. (In my defense, it’s hard not to read something that makes her laugh that much. Almost all of my cakereading is done over her shoulder or at her demand.)
[DAMN IT ALL TO HELL. Why does it insist on messing up the formatting of this ONE post?! -- Dani]
Yeah, this is it.
[editing by Dani:]
[You mean we can't get two enormous life-sized replicas of ourselves in cake form? I am so disappointed!]
[Okay. Clearly the only way to make it format this right is to [...]
So, Danica and I do these things called “SOFuns,” which are fun things with one’s significant other. (Yeah, she made up the name. Yeah, it’s awesome.) Anyway, one of the rules of the SOFun is that the person planning it keeps the event a secret, so that the other person has no idea. It can [...]
On account of, it is a grey raining day, the PEOPLE DOWNSTAIRS GOT A FREAKING *ILLEGAL*-ASS ROOSTER THAT WON’T STOP CROWING, Timanna is dead, and I have a million things to do and don’t want to do a single one of them. Also, I do not know why WordPress is messing with the size of my [...]
So I realized something that solidified my position on fondant, hallelujah: Frosting is the best part of cake. (In my mind.) And fondant REPLACES ALL THE FROSTING. With weird bendy sugar crap that doesn’t taste very nice. Therefore, fondant IS MINE ENEMY.
And then Cola goes:
“i don’t care much for frosting.
cake is the best part of [...]