Married.

Having kids is going to be really really funny

I know this is post-wedding talk – probably post-more-graduate-school talk – but sperm banks are so CHEAP!!

The Berkeley one has all kinds of hilarious information. First of all it’s only like $500 a pop. And you can pick ones that are okay with having their identity disclosed if the kid grows up and wants to know where else they came from.

But here is the best part: You can look at the catalog online, which includes their impression of each donor. And those notes are HILARIOUS.

There’s one that is from before they did interviews, where they try to make up for that by including their impression of the person. They go on about how this one person looks like Lyle Lovett, and then they actually link to a picture. Of Lyle Lovett. That you can view for comparison’s sake.

And then one was all, “I would describe [this one] as a dorky-cute artist.” But my favorite was the first one we clicked on, which seriously began with the statement, “I have to admit that I expected Donor 4132 to be in the mold of a stereotypical math dork.”

I strongly recommend their website for just the entertainment value. Right here. Click on anyone!